Rich Vs Poor - Song Translation

This is a translation of a song i like, from Serbian to English. I tried to make it a literal as possible, but still understandable. It's cool and funny. :D

I have had it all - I have had nothing

I have pure gold - I have never seen gold 

My room is warm - My room is leaking rain

My plate is full - My sausage is cold

I hunt lions - I hunt mouses

In my room's a tiger - In mine a plush blanket

I "sleep" with models - I sleep alone

I've been all over the world - I haven't left my village

I have a Limousine - I have a bicycle

I spend my money in casino - I don't have wood for winter

When girls see me they stare - When they see me they cross the street

I light up a Cohiba - I hand-roll tobacco

My house is a Vila - I don't have where to sleep

I have all i need - I wish to have it all

I eat only caviar - I don't even have for bread

I am a member of a political party - I am my brother a gypsy

My friends are politicians - Mine are all gypsies

Around my neck gold chains - I don't have brother nothing

I buy only "brand new" - I gather old paper

I have a boat - I shower in the lake

My teeth are golden - I have every second tooth

I spent my summer in Cuba - I slept on the bench

I am involved in crime - I am in the channel

Everybody's with me - I am still in the channel

I visited panama - I fell in a lake

At my place i have a black girl - I don't have a place or food

At my place i have a plasma - I dreamt about fish

This is the song:

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↠ This post was originally published on Bubblews in the Cool category by me (Bubblerian) on May 10th 2013.