Joke One ---> "Divorced Barbie"
On his way home from work a man realizes that his daughter has a birthday he forgot about, so he decides to stop in a toy store and buy her a gift.
He walks in the store and asks the sales lady: "How much is that Barbie over there?"
The sales lady asks: "Which Barbie are you talking about exactly? The prices vary"
-Barbie goes to the gym $20.00
-Barbie goes for a drive $44.00
-Barbie goes to dinner $24.99
-Barbie goes on holiday $59.99
-Divorced Barbie $399.95
The man: "And why is the Divorced Barbie SO Expensive??"
Sales lady: "Because with her you get Ken's house, cat, dog, car, furniture and boat"
Joke 2 ---> "The letter hasn't arrived yet"
A Crazy guy is writing a letter, so the doctor asks him:
"Who are you writing the letter for?"
Crazy Guy:
"Myself"
Doctor:
"And what are you writing?"
Crazy Guy:
"I don't know. It hasn't arrived yet"
Joke 3 ---> "To be a Police Officer"
A lady with her son arrives at the police station and says: "I want you to hire my son, to become a Police Officer"
Officer: "Okay madam, but why do you want him to become a Police officer?"
The Lady: "Because he is incredibly stupid"
Officer: "Go on and prove that to me"
The Lady: "Son, go downstairs to check if your mom is there"
The boy leaves.....
The officer replies: "Heh he really is stupid, he could have looked through the window"
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↠ This post was originally published on Bubblews in the Humor category by me (Bubblerian) on May 12th 2013.
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