3 Jokes for Today (Fun Time)

Yesterday i wrote an article with some jokes and people really liked it, so today i will try to make you smile again. This is yesterday's article if you want to check it out: http://soap-bubbles-land.blogspot.com/2020/11/3-jokes-of-day-super-funny.html

Hopefuly today's jokes will be even better and even funnier.

Joke 1 ---> "Blame"

A man is driving around in his car and suddenly hits a bird.

He felt bad so he takes it home, puts it in a cage, gives it water and bread.

When the bird regained consciousness, it looks around and says:

"Prison, bread, water; I knew it that i shouldn't have hit that driver!!

Joke 2 ---> "Don't Ask"

An Indian guy asks an American guy:

-How much do you make?

-$5.000 a month

-And how much do you spend to live?

-Half

-And what do you do with the other half?

-Eh, you don't ask that where i come from..

And how much do you make?

-$300

-And how much do you spend to live?

-$1.000

-What?

And where do you find the rest?

-You don't ask that where i come from!!

Joke 3 ---> "School Teacher"

Little Johny comes back from school, and says to his mom:

-Mom, the teacher asked me if i have a brother or sister that go to the same school as i do

-Of course, you said that you don't. And what did the teacher respond to that? Asks mom.

-Thanks God!!

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↠ This post was originally published on Bubblews in the Humor category by me (Bubblerian) on May 13th 2013.